"Japan is Cold"

After being accepted to the JET Programme, they made us go through a lot of “orientations” in which former and current JET participants got to stand on a soap box and tell us all the things they were underprepared for.  Many of them complained that, “Japan is cold!”  I would like to address the problems with this very basic and useless phrase:

First, I am from Flagstaff, Arizona.  Yes, the same Arizona that is famous for cacti and rattlesnakes.  Also the same state that is famous for featuring a more-than 12,000 foot mountain, at the base of which is Flagstaff, at a lovely and chilly 7,000 feet.  I came from the bowels of hell in southern California, where winter never came close to freezing and snow was mythical, and I had absolutely no problem adjusting to Flagstaff.  None whatsoever.  Not even after getting an average of 4 hours of sleep and walking home in blizzards at 1 am after late practice sessions at the music building was I ever chronically ill or at all uncomfortable with the weather.  In fact, I loved it. 

Now, having gone to Northern Arizona University for college, in Flagstaff, Arizona, naturally I was surrounded by other in-state college kids who had come from the desert.  These “desert-babies,” as other Flagstaff hippies liked to refer to them, loved to complain about the cold in much the same way these JETs complained about Japan’s winter.  Although southern California wasn’t quite as hot as Phoenix, Bullhead, or even Lake Havasu, I felt that if I was okay adjusting to the cold, these “desert-babies” had no reason to complain.  After all, we had awesome heaters in our dorms and didn’t have to pay for the utilities.

Which brings me to my next point: every house and every building in America has this thing called “central heating.”  And most also have “central cooling.”  Flagstaff doesn’t have this because summer isn’t hot enough to warrant the cost, but that’s another discussion.  Central heating is this thing we take for granted in America where most all buildings have been constructed with these features built-in since World War II.  However, this is something Japan does NOT have.  Somehow, despite having three orientations in which a plethora of people complained, “Japan is COLD!” this was conveniently not mentioned.

Going along with that, Japanese houses and buildings have no insulation.  Yes, that’s right, not only do buildings lack sufficient heating and cooling, but they also have no means of insulating themselves from the extremes of the seasons.  I have no idea why this is, whether it is related to building codes in Japan, something to do with regulations about compromising earthquake resistance, increasing the potential for mold or otherwise, I don’t know.  What I do know is that this detail was entirely ignored by absolutely every person who complained, “JAPAN IS COLD!!!” 

Why in the hell native English speakers, who are asked to teach their language in a foreign country, can’t seem to properly communicate key details is rather disconcerting.  After all, “cold” is a relative term that is thrown around in a variety of situations and places from a snowboarding trip at Mammoth Mountain to a 75-degree-Fahrenheit day in Tucson.  Therefore, for those of you planning to visit Japan in the winter, please be advised that it is cold BECAUSE buildings and places of residence lack the heating and insulation most Western countries are accustomed to.